Technology Highlights from David Pogue’s Keynote Address

Roger Skalbeck
Georgetown University Law Library

Kicking off the AALL conference in Portland was New York Times technology columnist David Pogue. In his columns in the Times, Pogue presents technology reviews that are always enjoyable and relatively free of technology jargon. You can find much of what he has written here:  www.davidpogue.com. His keynote speech was a very entertaining and energetic look at technologies to watch in the near and coming future. Also, it was a great way to kick off the conference, as the audience left excited and ready to focus on the future.

Taken from his keynote presentation, following are summaries of a few cool technologies David Pogue mentioned. At the end of this article are highlights of a very entertaining song medley he performed on stage to close his keynote speech.

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Keynote Closing:  A Medley of Songs

Probably the funniest part of David Pogue’s opening keynote was an ending music medley he wrote, described as “the history of downloadable music and movies on the Internet – a medley in two minutes.” Following are just a few of the lyrics from the presentation:

Sung to the tune of Piano Man:

It’s 9 o’clock on a Saturday, the record store’s closed for the night
so I fire up the old iTunes music store, and soon I am feeling all right
I know Steve Jobs can find me a melody, with one dollar pricing that rocks.
I can type in a track, and get album names back, while still in my undies and socks.

Sell me a song, you’re the music man. My iPod’s got 10 gigs to go.
Yeah, we might prefer more compatability, but Steve likes to run the whole show.

Sung to the tune of I’ve Got You Babe:

They say we’re young, don’t watch TV
they say the Internet is all we see
but that’s not true, they’ve got it wrong,
see all our shows are just two minutes long.

Hey, I’ve got YouTube.
I’ve got YouTube.

Tribute to the RIAA (sung to YMCA):

Young man, you were surfing along,
and then dumb man, you downloaded a song,
and then young man, copied it to your ‘pod
then a phone call came to tell you

You’ve just been sued by the R-I-A-A
You’ve just been screwed by the R-I-A-A



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